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His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One
day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help
coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog. There,
mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and
struggling to free himself.
Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying
death. The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse
surroundings. An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced
himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved. "I want to repay
you," said the nobleman. "You saved my son's life. "
"No, I can't accept payment for what I did," the Scottish farmer replied,
waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door
of the family hovel. "Is that your son?" the nobleman asked. "Yes," the
farmer replied proudly.
"I'll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education my own
son will enjoy. If the lad is anything like his father, he'll no doubt grow
to be a man we both will be proud of." And that he did.
Farmer Fleming's son attended the very best schools and in time, he
graduated from St. Mary's Hospital Medical School in London, and went on to
become known throughout the world as the noted Sir Alexander Fleming, the
discoverer of Penicillin.
Years afterward, the same nobleman's son who was saved from the bog was
stricken with pneumonia. What saved his life this time? Penicillin.
The name of the nobleman? Lord Randolph Churchill. His son's name? Sir
Winston Churchill.
Someone once said: "What goes around comes around."
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar,
and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink,
he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare
another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside
his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.
The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night
long - but you got to tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before
you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a
photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go
home.
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