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Some new rules to follow
You have to believe that the nation's 8-year prosperity
prior to W's administration was due to the work of Ronald and George,
but that today's growing deficit and rising gas prices are all Bill's
fault.
You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve success all
on their own.
You have to be against government programs, but expect Social Security
checks on time.
You have to believe that government should stay out of people's lives,
yet you want government to regulate only opposite-gender marriages and
what your official language should be.
You have to believe that pollution is ok, so long as it makes a profit.
You have to believe in prayer in schools, as long as you don't pray to
Allah or Buddha.
You have to believe that only your own teenagers are still virgins.
You have to believe that a woman cannot be trusted with decisions about
her own body, but that large multi-national corporations should have no
regulation or interference whatsoever.
You love Jesus and Jesus loves you and, by the way, Jesus shares your
hatred of AIDS victims, homosexuals, and ex-President Clinton.
You have to believe that society is color-blind and growing up black in
America doesn't diminish your opportunities, but you still won't vote
for Alan Keyes.
You have to believe that it was wise to allow Ken Starr to spend $50 million
dollars to attack Clinton because no other U.S. presidents have ever been
unfaithful to their wives.
You have to believe that a waiting period for purchasing a handgun is
bad because quick access to a new firearm is an important concern for
all Americans.
You have to believe it is wise to keep condoms out of schools, because
we all know if teenagers don't have condoms they won't have sex.
You have to believe that the ACLU is bad because they defend the Constitution,
while the NRA is good because they defend the Constitution.
You have to believe that socialism hasn't worked anywhere, and that Euro
doesn't exist.
You have to believe the AIDS virus is not important enough to deserve
federal funding proportionate to the resulting death rate and that the
public doesn't need to be educated about it, because if we just ignore
it, it will go away.
You have to believe that biology teachers are corrupting the morals of
6th graders if they teach them the basics of human sexuality, but the
Bible, which is full of sex and violence, is good reading and right on
the mark.
You have to believe that Chinese communist missiles have killed more Americans
than handguns, alcohol, and tobacco.
You have to believe that even though governments have supported the arts
for 5000 years and that most of the great works of Renaissance art were
paid for by governments, our government should shun any such support.
After all, the rich can afford to buy their own art and the poor don't
need any.
You have to believe that the lumber from the last one percent of old growth
U.S. forests is well worth the destruction of those forests and the extinction
of the several species of plants and animals therein.
You had to believe that we should forgive and pray for Newt Gingrich,
Henry Hyde, and Bob Livingston for their marital infidelities, but that
bastard Bill should have been impeached.
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