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I always wanted to be somebody, I should have been more
specific.
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and
anyone going faster than you is a maniac. Work is the curse of the drinking
classes. Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only
time of the month that I can be myself. Whenever I see an old lady slip
and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I
think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem
quite so funny. What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the
Ocean? A good start Danny DeVito-The war of the Roses. Without question,
the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant
you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go
nearly as well with pizza.
Once when I was lost..... I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find
my parents. I said to him ..... do you think we'll ever find them? He
said ... I don't know kid .... there are so many places they can hide.
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude
and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, Excuse me, can
you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't
know where I am.
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, You're in a hot air balloon
approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea
level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees,
49. 09 minutes west longitude.
She rolled her eyes and said, You must be a Republican. I am, replied
>the man. How did you know? Well, answered the balloonist, everything
you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of
your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help
to me.
The man smiled and responded, You must be a Democrat. I am, replied the
balloonist. How did you know?
Well, said the man, you don't know where you are or where you're going.
You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You
made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to
solve your problem. And you're in EXACTLY the same position you were in
before we met, but somehow now it's MY fault!
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